WHAT EVEN THE FUCK IS THAT LOOK IF NOT GAY. LIKE GENUINELY. WHAT. ELSE. That’s not ‘omg ur so adorkable and grumpy, friend.’ That’s ‘omg ur so adorkable and grumpy and I am highly turned on by your mild anger and sultyness, I’d like to have some very hot sex with you. Pls stay angry and grumpy and sultry for it, I like it’. Fucking fuck sake. AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING HIP SWAY/FOOT SWITCH THING WHAT EVEN IS THAT. HOW MANY WOMEN DO U WANNA BET MAURA’S SLEPT WITH COS THAT FACE LOOKS RELAXED AND EXPERIENCED IF YOU ASK ME. Fucking Sasha…
This man died today, he may look like any other old person but he was the last remaining combat veteran of The 1st World war. He joined the navy at 14 and had a 41year military career, published his 1st book at 108 and he was 110 when he passed away. No matter what your view on war, people like this deserve all our thanks. Governments start wars and the people fight them.
RIP Claude Stanley Choules.
so so so much respect
- a group of guys going out: hell yeah man i'm gonna get fucked up and if i find a hot girl i wanna take home i might need a wingman just fyi
- a group of girls going out: okay ladies remember we're going in in formation B so we don't lose sight of one another, but if there's any trouble we decided on secret hand gesture alpha-6. don't accept drinks from anybody, we just can't risk it tonight. stacey, did you print out the blueprints of the frat house? oh i see you color coded it so we know which areas have the highest population density and which rooms are well lit, excellent. marie i need that report on incidents of date rape from the last five years. thanks. alright, i think we're all set then. remember the buddy system. let's have a wild night ladies, but stay safe.